SUCCESS

At age 4, success is not peeing your pants.
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At age 12, success is having friends.
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At age 20, success is having sex.
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At age 35, success is making money.
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At age 60, success is having sex.
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At age 70, success is having friends.
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At age 80, success is not peeing your pants.